1. jobhaver:

    the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

    (via welfarebarbie)

     
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  6. holyhoe:

    if u can’t handle me at my worst then u can’t handle me at all because it doesn’t really get any better

    (via momoneymoprada)

     
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    1. me: where do you live?
    2. vegan: I'm a vegan
     
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  11. "I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear."
    — Blackadder
     

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