1. by Edward Steed

    (Source: newyorker.com, via newyorker)

     
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  5. speedlimit15:

    *pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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  7. jobhaver:

    the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

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  8. (Source: ttrevv, via welfarebarbie)

     
  9. (Source: strayslack, via welfarebarbie)

     
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  11. (Source: newyorker.com, via n3ggsm)

     

  12. holyhoe:

    if u can’t handle me at my worst then u can’t handle me at all because it doesn’t really get any better

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  15. (Source: blokefacce, via detentiongirl)