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  4. speedlimit15:

    *pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

    (via welfarebarbie)

     
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  6. jobhaver:

    the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

    (via welfarebarbie)

     
  7. (Source: ttrevv, via welfarebarbie)

     
  8. (Source: strayslack, via welfarebarbie)

     
  9. (Source: theclearlydope)

     
  10. (Source: newyorker.com, via n3ggsm)

     

  11. holyhoe:

    if u can’t handle me at my worst then u can’t handle me at all because it doesn’t really get any better

    (via momoneymoprada)

     
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  14. (Source: blokefacce, via detentiongirl)

     

    1. me: where do you live?
    2. vegan: I'm a vegan